A tiny hamster @Hamster  in an oversized suit scurries through a chaotic office, balancing a latte the size of his head while barking into a Bluetooth headset: “No, Doug, the report was due yesterday!” He slides across the desk to slam his paw on a spreadsheet, papers flying everywhere. Across the room, another hamster with a tie chewed at the edges throws his paws up—“You said we were pivoting, Carl!” In the break room, they argue over whose turn it is to refill the sunflower seed jar while a third hamster spins in a chair, ignoring it all. The day ends with them all packed into a conference room, squeaking over PowerPoint slides while Carl dramatically clicks through a quarterly pie chart made of literal pie.